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Put Away the Panic Button.

You Got This.

Has it hit you yet?

Have you come to terms with your new life-long career?

Parent.

That simple word carries more emotional baggage than a Kardashian.

Not sure you can do this? He certainly thinks so...

Fortunately, you’ve got an ace up your sleeve that your parents never had. (Phew!)

This website.

Incredible Infant exists to provide the information and encouragement you need to gain the parenting confidence you need.

Let me be honest with you, though.

There are some parents I won’t be able to encourage. (It’s sad, but true.)

Let’s see if you’re one of them.

The “You’re On Your Own” Quiz

If you answer YES to any of the questions below, I can’t help you on your journey towards the ideal parent.

Do not pass go, do not collect $200, and head back to jail (aka Google) for another search.

Ready? Deep breath. Here we go!

I have a nanny do “all that baby stuff”.
I’ve just given birth to my 15th infant.
My mom-in-law flew in for the birth and is still “helping” 11 months later.
My infant’s name is Stewie Griffin.
My “baby” is 24 and lives in the basement.

The “You’ve Got Friend in Me” Quiz

So, assuming that you answered “No!” to all the above questions let’s move on…

See if you answer YES to any of these questions:

I have no idea what an aspirator is (or where you stick it).
I’m reading this through a haze of post-partum tears. Been there, cried those.
I’ve got questions I’m too embarrassed to ask out loud. Poop colors…leaky breasts…they’re all in a day’s work.
I’m so exhausted I’ve read this sentence twice. I’m so exhausted I’ve read this sentence twice.
Everything I know about babies I learned from Teen Moms.
It’s been a while since my last infant and I’m feeling rusty. In fact, I can hardly remember what life with a newborn looks like. Do they text?

Answering “yes” to ANY of the above questions confirms that you are on the right website!

I’m dedicated to this mission: to pump you up with the know-how and encouragement you need to be a ROCKIN’ MOM right out of the hospital.

I want you glowing with confidence.

I want you to feel like you can help other struggling parents.

That they’ll look at you and think, “ask that lady, she looks like she knows what she’s doing.”

It’s time to join the Incredible Infant’s Incredibly Awesome Club for Cool Parents.

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